Guest Review: Transformers – what a pile of shit

A dozen or so shallow human characters gibber fractured dialogue at each-other amidst an incomprehensible whirling mass of metal. Watch Michael Bay’s Transformers and you’ll know what it’s like to be put in a blender with a bunch of watch parts and an iPhone playing deleted scenes from other Michael Bay films.

This entry was written by spectacle_triage , posted on Sunday July 15 2007at 05:07 pm , filed under action, guest reviews, reviews, sci fi . Bookmark the permalink . Post a comment below or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

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