07.15.07

Guest Review: Transformers - what a pile of shit

Posted in guest reviews, action, sci fi, reviews at 5:38 pm by spectacle_triage

A dozen or so shallow human characters gibber fractured dialogue at each-other amidst an incomprehensible whirling mass of metal. Watch Michael Bay’s Transformers and you’ll know what it’s like to be put in a blender with a bunch of watch parts and an iPhone playing deleted scenes from other Michael Bay films.

2 Comments »

  1. femme dad said,

    July 17, 2007 at 6:26 pm

    It wasn’t THAT bad………

  2. spectacle_triage said,

    July 27, 2007 at 11:37 am

    Perhaps not, I just can’t get past how belligerent and wasteful the special effects were.

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