Guest Review: Transformers – what a pile of shit
A dozen or so shallow human characters gibber fractured dialogue at each-other amidst an incomprehensible whirling mass of metal. Watch Michael Bay’s Transformers and you’ll know what it’s like to be put in a blender with a bunch of watch parts and an iPhone playing deleted scenes from other Michael Bay films.
It wasn’t THAT bad………
Perhaps not, I just can’t get past how belligerent and wasteful the special effects were.