07.29.07
Random Sunday Afternoon Movie: the last 20 minutes of Jungle2Jungle
OMG whatever you do don’t watch this, even the last 20 minutes. Here’s what I figured out this movie was about: high powered executive goes searching for his ex-wife in the jungle and finds out they have a kid and brings him back to New York where he is a fish out of water who falls in love with LeeLee Sobieski and kills flies with blowdarts and lets his pet tarantula escape occasionally (how did that get past customs?) with hilarious results. Apparently this crappy movie was based on some French screenplay called Un indien dans la ville. Yes, those people that love Jerry Lewis. I think I should bleach my keyboard after typing that summary. I can’t believe this kid got another role after this movie. Apparently he was in the new Superman. WTF?? Also, Tim Allen, I really hope you saved your Santa Clause money because I really really don’t ever want to see your face again. Thanks.
spectacle_triage said,
July 30, 2007 at 9:24 am
Ha, he’s also in “Home of Phobia”:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0380420/
“A typical Midwestern 18 year-old freshman at a large state university eager to delve into the college party life, instead discovers that school is not the beer-driven, sexual fantasy of his imagination. Determined to do anything to obtain the girl of his dreams (a gorgeous but reluctant sorority girl), he decides to adopt a gay identity in order to insinuate himself in her life. This casual charade, however, quickly lands him in a morass of campus activism, gender warfare, fraternity hazes, sorority torture, “coming out” narratives, political martyrdom, and ultimately, a university-wide meltdown.”
What, they couldn’t make it in Ireland so it could be “Home O’Phobia”?