08.04.07

Random Sunday Afternoon Movie: Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

Posted in comedy, Random Sunday Afternoon Movie at 10:08 pm by FilmFemme

Ok, I have a confession: this movie was on Saturday night, not Sunday afternoon.

This was the perfect time to show Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (I love that title!) because, oh my god, it is so deliciously ironic. From what I saw, Lindsey Lohan and her sort of fugly friend (Alison Pill) are trying to go to this concert and meet this guy named Stu Wolf (Adam Garcia) who is the lead singer for a band called Sidarthur (sounds like Siddartha…weird reference). After a “series of mishaps” they meet him passed out in an alley and become his friend after they are all arrested and then sprung by Lola’s (LiLo) dad who was supposed to be dead. Then Lola tries to talk to him about his songwriting that has inspired her and she get so disillusioned because he can’t answer any of her questions because he’s too drunk. Then she goes home to New Jersey and no one (mainly this one ‘Mean Girl’s-style bitch played by that slut from Transformers who felt up Brian Austin Green in public - a fact which I hope will haunt her forever because it was totally dumb) will believe that she was at the party. Then she stars in the school play (hence the title) and Stu shows up at the bitch’s house party (sober) with Lola’s necklace and she is vindicated. And the bitch falls in a fountain.

Aw. So, LiLo went into a rockstar’s bedroom and he didn’t even see her naked. (why didn’t he ask for that?) And she convinced him to go to rehab (hahahaha!!!). Not a bad girly movie, overall. Now I’m going to go mourn LiLo’s career at a bar somewhere. This next redbull/vodka is for you, LiLo.

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