Is J. Lo at a Crossroads?
This was actually the title of a real live Los Angeles Times article today. I don’t know, LA Times, is J. Lo at a crossroads? I think you are missing the real question here, guys. I think that question is: who gives a shit about J. Lo and her fucking career and stupid choices? Oh really, El Cantante had a disappointing opening? Really? I never would have predicted that seeing as how I heard nothing about it except for that it was another J. Lo-and-her-significant-other-movie. And her significant other is significantly ugly. Really, LA Times Staff Writer Deborah Netburn (seriously, Netburn?) I hope you were at the top of your class in journalism school, because this is some hard hitting shit.
