Television: Two and a Half Men
I was so tired that I was too lazy to change the channel so I saw an episode of the most popular sitcom on television, “Two and a Half Men.” Here’s how it went (and how I assume every single episode of this show goes):
Charlie Sheen is an evil whore who likes to fuck retarded slutty chicks.
Charlie’s brother is a total puss.
Charlie’s brother’s ex-wife is a bitch.
There’s a little fat kid and a huge fat maid hanging around.
There are no jokes except for to describe all those things I just mentioned.
I think this show killed more brain cells than all of the drinks I had last week. And that was a lot of drinks.