09.05.07
Guest Review: Poster for ‘The Game Plan’
Poster Review
Despite his obvious physical prowess and leadership skills, The Rock doesn’t look prepared to handle the responsibilities that a bulldog in a tiara can bring, much less the meanderings of that precocious little ballerina! He’s gonna need the help of every other football player with a speaking role, and probably some similarly cocoa-skinned love interest (not pictured) to get him through this ordeal!
We can only ponder what lessons he’ll learn along the way… that is until we all see The Game Plan on September 28th. Line up early if you want to make the midnight showing!
Armchair Marketing:
- Can we get that towel out of the way of The Rock’s crotch? Women 30-45 respond well to spandex-bound moose knuckle. If that won’t fly I guess they can live vicariously through the dog, which looks like it’s about to reach behind the towel.
- How many dog poop jokes do we have right now? Three? Can we add another one in post? You know, just do a close up of some foot-double stepping into a slipper full of shit, then cut to some outtake of The Rock looking crestfallen?
- What about more product placement in the poster? Under Armor paid a pretty penny to be placed right above The Rock’s schlong, think of how much Juicy Couture would pay to be emblazoned across that little girl’s ass! We can just photoshop a body double to make it look like she’s presenting rearward and looking over her shoulder temptingly.