Published at: 12:09 pm - Sunday September 09 2007
Let’s all bow our heads and say a little prayer of thanks that we haven’t heard from Jim Breuer in a long while. This movie sucks. UPDATE: Hey – that girl in this movie is that Sarah Silverman’s less talented (yes, that’s somehow possible) sister Laura Silverman. Who was Sarah banging in 1998 to get [...]
Published at: 11:09 am - Wednesday September 05 2007
Is that the preferred spelling? This also makes me question ihop‘s “Come hungry. Leave happy.” campaign…
Published at: 09:09 am - Wednesday September 05 2007
Poster Review Despite his obvious physical prowess and leadership skills, The Rock doesn’t look prepared to handle the responsibilities that a bulldog in a tiara can bring, much less the meanderings of that precocious little ballerina! He’s gonna need the help of every other football player with a speaking role, and probably some similarly cocoa-skinned [...]
Published at: 04:09 pm - Monday September 03 2007
In anticipation of ABC’s new show “Cavemen,” I watched the 1981 movie Caveman. It was one of the best decisions I have made in quite a while. Caveman stars Ringo Starr (yes, the Beatle) as Atouk, a caveman who is in love with this slutty cave girl Lana (Barabara Bach) who likes to stick her [...]
Published at: 05:09 pm - Saturday September 01 2007
I wonder, has anyone asked Lindsey Lohan what she thinks of Owen Wilson? Honestly, Up in Smoke was kind of boring. Maybe I’ve been spoiled by the decades of stoner comedies that have come since 1978 but I was just not excited by this movie. So, “Man” (that’s his character’s name(even though IMDb says his [...]