10.01.07
Resident Evil: Extinction
Dear FilmFemme,
What should I do if someone invited me to see a movie and I suggest like 3 or 4 good movies that are out that I want to see (like Eastern Promises or The Brave One or Into the Wild) and he comes back with “Let’s see Resident Evil“?
Confused in California
Dear Confused,
The only thing to say in a case like this is:
“You know, I really don’t think this is going to work out. Good luck in all your future shitty zombie movie starring Milla Jovovich who seems like she could be a total badass but isn’t and Ali Larter who can’t extricate herself from sci-fi/horror because she couldn’t act her way out of a paperbag or some other cliche so you’ll be disappointed when she doesn’t get her creepy eyes eaten by either evil crows or zombies endeavors.”
Either that or get really really high before you go.*
*Please note that FilmFemme.com does not condone the use of illegal drugs for any reason other than watching movies based on video games.