10.19.07
CNN’s Planet in Peril
Top Ten Things that pissed me off about the screening of this I went to at Grauman’s
10. It started late.
9. The Netflix Original Content chick who introduced it and seemed like she had never held a microphone. Ok, I should cut her slack because she was probably really nervous. It was annoying though.
8. The girl who sat beside me and blackberry-d
7. The name “Dr. Sanjay Gupta”
6. The special looked slapped together - bad photography, bad utilization of HD, too much Anderson Cooper looking like a total prissy lameass. (My gay joke: “This is the only time you’ll ever see Anderson Cooper go on a search for beavers.”)
5. They didn’t update the CNN logo to be HD so it was all pixelized in the bottom corner of the screen.
4. The Executive Producer that attempted “banter” with Anderson Cooper et al who was such a total douchebag but thought himself to be hilarious when he WAS NOT AT ALL.
3. Anderson Cooper, Jeff Corwin and Sanjay Gupta are all the same height: short.
2. They spliced the special down to about 45 minutes and ended it right before Jeff Corwin is going to play with polar bears!!
and the number one thing that pissed me off about this screening was…
1. Anderson Cooper is so not that hot in person.
I take solace in this:
*Sigh*
spectacle_triage said,
October 19, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Really Anderson Cooper?! Really!?
You’re not going to stop the gay jokes anytime soon by pushing your biceps out with your knees and posing near manholes.