Derailed features the romantic pairing of quintessential hot British guy Clive Owen with quintessential cute but sexy American girl-next-door Jennifer Aniston. How could they go wrong with that? It’s bound to at least be sexy and fun to watch, right?
WRONG.
I only watched the first 30 minutes or so, but what I gathered was that both [...]
Rendition: Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon, Peter Sarsgaard, Meryl Streep. Ok, there are just too many double vowels in this movie, that must be why it was so boring.
Dan in Real Life: Steve Carell, Juliette Binoche, Dianne Wiest, Alison Pill, Brittany Robertson. I think I’m on to something big here. This one is consonants because it’s [...]
Fact: A humanitarian crisis is ravaging Darfur and it totally sucks.
Fact: I fell asleep during Darfur Now.
Fact: It is not a cool phenomenon, but Janjaweed is a really cool word. Its definition is “Devil on Horseback” which is also pretty bitchin’. Sorry, it is!
Fact: The Spanish prosecutor for war crimes from the International Court of [...]