Published at: 12:03 pm - Wednesday March 19 2008
and I can’t decide how to feel about that:
(1) Elation? Michael Cera in a movie directed by Edgar Wright in which “a young slacker [...]meets the woman of his dreams but finds that he can only win her heart by battling and defeating her seven evil ex-boyfriends. ” Oh yes, tell me more, Hollywood Reporter!
(2) [...]
Published at: 12:03 pm - Wednesday March 19 2008
Back in high school, I may not have been a popular kid. Or particularly cool. Or into music or art or school or computers or anything that might have taken me anywhere in life. But I did know a lot about serial killers. I have found, over the course of growing up, moving out and [...]
Published at: 07:03 pm - Sunday March 16 2008
What the hell is going on?
Does Daniel Craig wear contacts?
Why is that girl with the machine gun crying?
Fuck it, let’s go get drunk.
Published at: 01:03 pm - Friday March 14 2008
When guys get really upset and cry in real life, do they drool? Because that seems to happen a lot in movies. Would an answer to this burning question be worth investing the time and energy it might take to make a guy cry like this? I don’t think so…I really don’t like seeing boys [...]
Published at: 09:03 pm - Wednesday March 12 2008
So, this should probably be called “buzzed review” because I’m not really *drunk* – but that’s getting pretty technical, so whatever.
The Last Picture Show is really beautiful – not just the cinematography which is clean and expressive, but the story and the characters are really made beautiful by their flaws.
There are also lots of boobs.
Something [...]
Published at: 10:03 am - Wednesday March 12 2008
Don’t get too excited, I didn’t go there. Maybe next year. But I was just reading about it in this LA Times article, with the oh-so-clever headline “Like its well-fed folks, the Austin, Texas, gathering is swelling” (aren’t there too many commas in there?).
I wanted to go to SXSW (I don’t get a [...]
Published at: 01:03 pm - Tuesday March 11 2008
Sliding Doors is a movie for girls. I am a girl. I love this movie.
It’s one of those WHAT IF movies that starts with WHAT IF Gwyneth Paltrow does a British accent?
WHAT IF she is adorable and misses her train so she doesn’t find out that her boyfriend with the bad haircut is cheating on [...]
Published at: 02:03 pm - Monday March 10 2008
from the LA Times:
Sen. Barack Obama accused rival Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton today of attempting to “hoodwink” and “bamboozle” voters into thinking she was the front-runner by offering him the second slot on her ticket.
from yours truly:
Hoodwinked?
Bamboozled?
What are you trying to say? That supporting Hilary is akin to supporting bad CGI and implications of racism? [...]
Published at: 07:03 pm - Sunday March 09 2008
The title of Drugstore Cowboy always makes me think of that 311 song that goes “I know a drugstore cowboy / so afraid of getting bored…” Remember 311? Weren’t they from Omaha or something?
This Gus Van Sant movie is a lot better than that song, though. A young and sexy Bob (Matt [...]
Published at: 10:03 pm - Saturday March 01 2008
Which was least deserved?
More importantly, who has better tits?