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Mamma Mia! is a truly awful musical recrafted for the big screen that looked like it was directed and choreographed and written by the cast of Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?  Only, those kids are pretty smart, so maybe just some regular, non-TV 5th graders.  Despite this fact, here are all of the people from the movie that I want to make out with & why: 

• Amanda Seyfried: she plays Bill Paxton’s hot blonde daughter (one of many) on Big Love.  She was in Mean Girls.  She has really nice boobs that I’m jealous of.
• Stellan Skarsgård: He somehow got billed 2nd on IMDb.  He was Will Hunting’s somewhat embittered but more awestruck professor/colleague.  He has a circle in his name and a sexy accent.
• Colin Firth: He was Mr. Darcy in Pride & Prejudice and then Mark Darcy in the Bridget Jones movies.  He’s the thinking girl’s Colin Farrell — unless you’re thinking that you don’t like the name Colin.  He has a sexy accent and always looks a little bit confused about the fact that he’s in a movie.
• Pierce Brosnan: He was James Fucking Bond and now he’s in a musical.  He has a sexy accent and a little bit of a paunch.  I think he probably smells really good.
• Christine Baranski: She is my idol and has been since she was the drunk best friend on Cybill.  I can only dream of ever having a career as the drunk best friend.
• The crazy-haired black guy that keeps trying to hook up with Christine Baranaski: He was funny and made a lot of mixed drinks with fruit spears in them.
• Meryl Streep: Oh so lovely.
• Dominic Cooper: I actually wasn’t that turned on by him.  He had a nice body, but his face kind of annoyed me.  Still, I’ve been known to stoop lower than an annoying face…
• ABBA in the 70s.

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