FilmFemme

I saw this movie a while ago and I liked this movie.  Yeah, no, I really did.  I like Hellboy’s devil-may-care (I know, grooooaaaan) attitude.  I liked Selma Blair’s nearly inexplicable righteous indignation  at nonsuperhumans (not to mention her cute hair and the fact that she’s in panties for half of her screen time).  I even kind of like that blue guy and how he falls in love with the creepy princess who would have been played by Samantha Morton if it was 10 years ago.  I even liked the douchy, evil prince guy with the long hair whose only friend seemed to be a giant monster with detachable wrists.  I really liked the giant evil plant that bled moss, that thing was aweeeessssoomee.

But you know what I don’t like?  Tecate Light.*

*I haven’t tried Tecate Light.  But regular Tecate makes me barf.