Omar Benson Miller Double Feature
“Who the fuck is Omar Benson Miller?” you may be asking. If you’re asking, then you clearly haven’t seen a movie with any black people in it in the last few years, because he has been in a bunch of them. He’s the huge one. Seriously, HUGE. 6’6″ and over 300lbs. He also happens to have had very prominent roles in the 2 recent black people movies that I saw.
Black guys fight in WWII. And have sex with white women. And befriend a small Italian boy who may or may not be Jesus.
Black guys are good at football. People from Texas are racist. So are people from Syracuse, but not quite so much.
And sometimes really good football players get Leukemia and die before they get to play in the NFL. It’s probably not because they are black, though. Probably.