Oscar 2008: Best Picture Nominees Retitled as Gay Porn
This brilliant idea came to me while I was driving to work, seething about how much I hated Benjamin Button (more on that later). Please feel free to add your own (probably better) titles in the comments.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button = The Curious Case of Benjamin’s Butthole
Frost/Nixon = Cocks/Lickem
Milk = Milked
The Reader = The Reamer
Slumdog Millionaire = Slumdoggystyle Millionaires (this sounds more like a hip hop album).
I wanted to contribute a really awesome photoshopped poster for at least one of these but alas, I don’t have Photoshop and MS Paint was not cutting it.
The Reader = The Breeder
Slumdog Millionaire = Horndog Derriaire
Milk = Two Gay Guys Shitting on Each Other’s Faces
I think that last one could probably use some fine tuning.
The Curious Taste of Benjamin’s Butthole
A Furious Gaze and Benjamin’s Butthole
The Hairiest Waste from Benjamin’s Butthole
Bonus star name:
Gape Winslut