If you’ve been to the movies in the past year, I can almost guarantee that you saw this trailer at least once. I happened to see it about 12 times (I wish I were exaggerating) and it got to the point where if I heard Jamie Foxx say “I’ve had a few setbacks” and cue [...]
Well, it seems like I’ve been wasting my time. All along I should have been using The Dictionary Test to rate movies. Not sure how this translates to female anatomy, but I’m willing to run some tests.
I liked Jesse Eisenberg when I first saw him in Roger Dodger all those years ago — his pent up sexual energy oozing out among cougar sexpots Jennifer Beals and Elizabeth Berkeley. I loved him in The Squid and the Whale – his arrogance hiding his pain and confusion, and still more pent up sexual energy. [...]
I am so excited to see EARTH. Yay! Parade of cuteness! Narrated by Patrick Stewart! Darth Vader!