Also, I had a huge crush on Data and I never connected this with an attraction to emotionally unavailable men and now I feel like I should pay you for the therapy session. Thanks.

Having said that, I thought all the characters were super-great (no really!). And if you’ve never seen the original Star Trek you wouldn’t understand that Bones was playing Bones beautifully. I found Uhura really annoying, but totally hot, so I let it pass.

But.

I do not like time-traveling alternate-reality crap. I just don’t. So I was annoyed with the story. And I thought it was interesting that they chose to change pretty much everything (character names excluded) about the original story, but didn’t think that maybe some of the women could wear pants. Since, ya know, technically we’re in the future. Oh shit, maybe in the future they run out of pants for women?!?

It was totally worth seeing and I will probably see it again. And Spock was hot, but not as hot as he is on Heroes when he runs around slicing people’s heads off (I stopped watching after season two, so I have no idea if he still does this). What does that say about my taste in men? Crap.