Armchair Marketing: Dead Snow

Another Holocaust movie?  No, thanks.
Nazi zombies getting killed with chainsaws? Yes, please!

Thanks, Rush Blogg!

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Armchair Marketing: He’s Just Not That Into You

I’ve discovered the secret to blogging more often: Write Less!
The much delayed ensemble romantic comedy He’s Just Not That Into You, based on the book of the same name that has been dog-eared by cat-owning women across the world, is finally coming out February 6th.  The poster went online today.  Hmm…I wonder what this movie [...]

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Zack & Miri are best friends and roommates.  They are unabashedly losers with dead end jobs, no money and a crappy apartment in a Pittsburgh suburb.  With rent due, their heat and water turned off and an embarrassing high school reunion to overcome, Zack has the brilliant idea to make and distribute a porno.  They encounter [...]

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Armchair Marketing: Milk

I’m really quite excited about Milk, the upcoming Harvey Milk biopic, being a very big fan of the director Gus Van Sant and also, a very big fan of the trailer. What I really love about it, the part that makes me remember it, is the blue block letters on white backgrounds. The background is [...]

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Lakeview Terrace: Viral Marketing Run Amok?

(from the LATimes on 10/1/08)

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Guest Review/Armchair Marketing: Wanted

Me every time I see a billboard or bus poster for Wanted:
“Is this a poster for a movie? It looks like it wants to be a movie … but clearly isn’t. Maybe it’s an urban-crime miniseries on the CW, or the very-special Smallville two-part season finale, or … a breakfast cereal?

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Guest Review, Armchair Marketing: What Happens in Vegas/Sex and the City

…in a battle to see who makes me want to see this movie less.

That is an ad for the Sex and the City movie, as well as Skyy vodka. If you’re going to shoot for a new level of cross-marketing prostitution, at least choose a brand that’s not the well vodka at Hooters.
I’ll be in [...]

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The Band’s Visit

Ah, subtitles. When you’re willing to read while you’re watching a movie, it must be great. Or else you were duped.
The trailer for The Band’s Visit is charming and funny. An Egyptian police band wandering a deserted street in Israel, trying to get to their gig but ending up in the wrong [...]

Armchair Marketing: Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium

Is it just me, or does this poster kind of give you a headache?  It’s so busy and brash and loud and colorful but something is most definitely missing.  It doesn’t make me think whimsy and magic, it just makes me glad I don’t have a kid to drag me to see this cheesy piece of crap.

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Guest Review: Armchair Marketing for ‘Gone Baby Gone’

Casey Affleck… really? In a movie directed by Ben Affleck? (Notice they were smart enough to leave that off the poster…)
Isn’t this a bit like if Ron Howard cast Clint Howard as the lead in ‘A Beautiful Mind’? I mean, Clint looks more like John Nash than Russel “ya testicle!” Crowe does…

Hmm, also [...]

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