Guest Review: Armchair marketing for “Samantha Who?”

I like Christina Applegate, but judging by the promotional material I’ve seen for “Samantha Who?“, her next series might be called “Christina Who?” (I dare the soup to not make this same joke.)

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Guest Review: Marketing for ‘The Brave One’

Violence against women is bad. Take it from me, Jodie Foster. I’ve been beaten, raped and had jizz thrown on my face more times on film than any other woman in Hollywood. In fact, violence against women is so bad that it’s worse than murder. Watch my empowering movie and you’ll be giving a Columbian [...]

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Poster for ‘The Darjeeling Limited’

Poster Review Cool it, Wes Anderson.  I already like your movies.  You really don’t have to waste everyone’s time making such pretty posters.  I like how the three guys each have their own thing going on (a crazy skull box, praying hands and a bandaged face, and a skeezy mustache and leis) and it somehow [...]

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Guest Review: Poster for ‘The Comebacks’

Is that the preferred spelling? This also makes me question ihop‘s “Come hungry. Leave happy.” campaign…

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Guest Review: Poster for ‘The Game Plan’

Poster Review Despite his obvious physical prowess and leadership skills, The Rock doesn’t look prepared to handle the responsibilities that a bulldog in a tiara can bring, much less the meanderings of that precocious little ballerina! He’s gonna need the help of every other football player with a speaking role, and probably some similarly cocoa-skinned [...]

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