First things first – did Owen Wilson try to commit suicide? If that was a publicity stunt, it was a good one, because it made me want him even more. Hey, does anyone know how Luke is taking this? Because if either one of them needs a shoulder to cry on, well, I [...]
Since I rediscovered Arrested Development in the last few months, I have fallen completely, utterly, head over heels in love with Michael Cera. Could he BE any CUTER? His shy and awkward bumbling is like, why people used to love Hugh Grant, except for he’s only 19! And he just seems so [...]
I want Christian Slater to be my boyfriend and kill my enemies and then drive me away on his motorcycle and then blow himself up because I broke up with him because he’s a sociopath that kills all my enemies. That would be so fucking hot. And I would be getting laid a lot more [...]
Last night I watched an episode of Last Comic Standing that has been sitting on my DVR for like a week. It was ho-hum for the most part. Arj Barker got kicked off which I was a little sad about, but he’s on Flight of the Conchords, so I think he’s doing OK for himself. [...]
We Don’t Live Here Anymore is my second deterioration-of-a-marriage movie in as many days. I didn’t like it as much as Two for the Road but it was adequate.
Jack (Mark Ruffalo, whose hair seems to get fluffier as his marriage gets worse) is married to Terry (Laura Dern, who gets bonier and drunker as her [...]