06.13.08

The Strangers

Posted in thriller, horror, reviews at 8:36 am by FilmFemme

When I saw the trailer (btw, don’t click past the trailer on the official site, because there are spoilers galore) for The Strangers (which, if I recall correctly, was played before Baby Mama for some reason) it was seriously one of the scariest trailers I have ever seen.  I was so scared, that my moviegoing companion actually said “I…I can’t tell if you’re kidding…”  But I wasn’t kidding.  So, needless to say, I was completely psyched to see it!  Ah!Look behind you, dumbass!!

It wasn’t flawless and it didn’t reinvent the genre, but The Strangers was solidly scary with above average art direction and surprisingly beautiful cinematography.  As the debut feature for writer/director Bryan Bertino (who, by the way, is decidedly sexy himself) it’s really impressive. 

One of the awesome things that Bertino does is nearly make you forget you’re about to see a horror movie for the first 20-25 minutes.  Instead, Kristen (Liv Tyler) and James (Scott Speedman) are returning to the family summer home after a wedding at which they had somewhat of a falling out.  But in the throes of their conflict, they are interrupted by a loud knock.  The movie then proceeds to be wholly creepy, with 3 masked strangers (ooh!  like the title!) appearing at the house to stalk, scare and torture the couple for the next hour. This hour includes at least 3 really good, well-placed shock moments that made me literally jump out of my seat and either gasp or yell.  And I definitely wasn’t the only one in the theatre that was freaked out.

Of course, the movie did suffer from some stereotypical horror movie pitfalls (e.g., me wanting to scream “TURN AROUND!!” or “WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING INTO THE GARAGE??!??”), a few of which were pretty distracting and unrealistic, even in light of the crisis Kristen and James were facing.  But between the OMG moments and the dark, neutral, contrastingly pretty cinematography (and pretty Liv Tyler and her disgustingly pretty hair), I had a really good time at The Strangers and hope that Bryan “sexy” Bertino gets to direct something else.

A footnote: supposedly the movie was based on “true events,” and all internet sources (OK, just Wikipedia) point to the Keddie Cabin murders, but this could have just been added by someone who wanted publicity for their Keddie Cabin documentary.  I dunno, but that’s a scary story too, so check out the site if you’re morbid like me.

10.01.07

Resident Evil: Extinction

Posted in horror, action, sci fi, reviews at 12:03 pm by FilmFemme

Dear FilmFemme,

What should I do if someone invited me to see a movie and I suggest like 3 or 4 good movies that are out that I want to see (like Eastern Promises or The Brave One or Into the Wild) and he comes back with “Let’s see Resident Evil“?

Confused in California

Dear Confused,

The only thing to say in a case like this is:

“You know, I really don’t think this is going to work out.  Good luck in all your future shitty zombie movie starring Milla Jovovich who seems like she could be a total badass but isn’t and Ali Larter who can’t extricate herself from sci-fi/horror because she couldn’t act her way out of a paperbag or some other cliche so you’ll be disappointed when she doesn’t get her creepy eyes eaten by either evil crows or zombies endeavors.”

Either that or get really really high before you go.*

*Please note that FilmFemme.com does not condone the use of illegal drugs for any reason other than watching movies based on video games.