This brilliant idea came to me while I was driving to work, seething about how much I hated Benjamin Button (more on that later). Please feel free to add your own (probably better) titles in the comments. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button = The Curious Case of Benjamin’s Butthole Frost/Nixon = Cocks/Lickem Milk = [...]
Prediction #1: I will not watch the Golden Globes and instead spend tomorrow morning reading recaps and looking at fashion photo galleries online instead of doing work. Apart from that, here are my other predictions, keeping in mind that I haven’t actually seen all the nominees….actually, I don’t think that is an important part of [...]
Hey, someone that I have never met actually found my blog! Her name is Jennifer and she’s the President & Founder of the Alliance of Women Film Journalists, yet another professional group which I am woefully underqualified to join. However, since they were kind enough to email me (I’m a real blogger now!) I guess [...]
Is it fair that a movie with a 15 year old girl taking an older lover that spent a good 15% of its runtime with the pair romping around in bed would have been chastised for such lewd portrayal of an inappropriate romance whereas The Reader is garnering critical praise across the globe because the [...]
Meryl Streep and Philip Seymour Hoffman? Based on a play? About molestation in the church? Wow! Sounds like it’s in the proverbial pretentious art house bag! Add in the doe-eyed Amy Adams as a nun and you’re golden. Yes, all this and more got me in the door to what doesn’t exactly appear to be [...]
So, I was recently let in on a little secret. There is something called the “Women’s Film Critics Circle.” And like any good Film Critics Circle, they have annual awards that are handed out in December. But this caucus of women who write about film (not the only group like this, mind you) has some [...]
This movie is in French, so I have no idea what it’s about. KIDDING! “I’ve Loved You So Long,” is one of those meandering dramas where everyone seems very gray and sad, but for most of the movie you don’t really know why, but you could probably guess and nothing really HAPPENS, but things definitely [...]