A dozen or so shallow human characters gibber fractured dialogue at each-other amidst an incomprehensible whirling mass of metal. Watch Michael Bay’s Transformers and you’ll know what it’s like to be put in a blender with a bunch of watch parts and an iPhone playing deleted scenes from other Michael Bay films.
A truly harrowing tale, Solarbabies is a film that defined a generation of scrappy, rollerskating, post-apocalyptic orphans. Jason (Jason Patric), Terra (Jami Gertz) and Daniel (Lukas Haas) lead a group of misfit orphans including A Nerd and A Black Kid on a journey across the barren post-apocalyptic desert in search of their families and water. [...]